I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine. Robert Benchley shinesitwork Change image and share on social
For a nation which has an almost evil reputation for bustle, bustle, bustle, and rush, rush, rush, we spend an enormous amount of time standing around in line in front of windows, just waiting. Robert Benchley amountbustleenormous Change image and share on social
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from. Robert Benchley backeinsteinlaw Change image and share on social
The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon. Robert Benchley bigchangenecessity Change image and share on social
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. Robert Benchley absolutelyfairlygreat Change image and share on social
In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop. Robert Benchley appearancebathroomchild Change image and share on social
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley boydogimportance Change image and share on social
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. Robert Benchley commanddrawenglish Change image and share on social
Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about. Robert Benchley argumentfactfall Change image and share on social
You might think that after thousands of years of coming up too soon and getting frozen, the crocus family would have had a little sense knocked into it. Robert Benchley comecrocusfamily Change image and share on social